Thursday, December 14, 2006

NEW YEARS BASH!

One Drunk Driveway Productions Proudly Presents
NEW YEARS 2007!
COME ONE, COME ALL
On the evening of December 31st, 2006, you are all cordially invited to
THE HOUSE OF MADJ!
(Matt, Adam, Derek, Justin)

16356 - 95A. Avenue
(If you can find it, you've earned the right to be there!)
"But guys," you ask. "What can I expect at this party?"
Do you like beer?
I SAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIID DO YOU LIKE BEER??!?!?!!
WELL THIS IS A BEER KEG!
AND WE'VE GOT ONE!
It won't last long, so you better get there quick!
"But dude," you say, "what is just one keg going to do?"
WELL THAT'S NOT ALL WE HAVE...
THERE WILL BE MORE BEER IN CANS, RESTING IN A PIT OF ICE
THERE WILL BE A WATER COOLER FULL OF PUNCH...
SPIKED PUNCH!!!!!!

How much will this cost you?

Well out of the kindness of our hearts, this is based on donation!

($10 should do you good)

Yuppers, bring a donation for this party to help pay for the molly maid that has been hired for the next day. Any extra money earned will be used towards the cost of the accumulated goods. Any money on top of that, and I'll quit my job and get into the party promoting business.

PLUS!!!:
-No smoking in the house, but a smoke tent will be provided outside to protect guests from bad weather
-A drinking games room with a giant table. See if you have what it takes to be crowned the King/Queen of "DRUNK DRIVE"
-A DJ.... with a dance floor!
-Come for the beer and the party, stay for the snake feeding. Watch as Justin throws a rat (or gerbil... depending on what's available) into the aquarium for the snake to feed! Mwahahaahahahahaha
SO COME ON DOWN TO THE HOUSE OF MADJ ON DEC. 31.
TELL THEM O.D.D. SENT YOU!
EVENT STARTS AT 9PM
IN THE INTEREST OF ALL WHO ATTEND, WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO ARRIVE AND LEAVE SAFELY.
PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE.
PLAN AHEAD AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A SAFE WAY TO GET HOME.
IF NOT, WE WILL ARRANGE A WAY FOR YOU.
-ONE DRUNK DRIVEWAY PRODUCTIONS